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Speed Hump

A girl that a guy got with over a year ago that cock blocks him with all her friends
Man I'm trying to take out Jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.
by Tizzuck February 6, 2010
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hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.
I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.
by LudwigVan October 1, 2004
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Dry humping

Humping someone with your clothes on.
Joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.
by Edward March 4, 2003
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hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults
i spread my hump butter on her muffin
by nate March 28, 2005
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speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.
Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!
by Bear Number 1 July 22, 2007
mugGet the speed humpmug.

hump-catting

Dude, I just chugged a powerthirst, and now I can't stop HUMP-CATTING!
by Tommy Thompson October 31, 2007
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body humping

on online fps it is where the killer stands over the dead body and crouches up and down in oreder to annoy the other player.
I'm gunna enjoy body humping you when you die.
by medzy77 October 30, 2006
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