Humperdincking

Failing for England

"Mate, I drank so much last night. I am properly Humperdincking right now!

by Humperdincked November 6, 2012

humpday drinks

having alcohol in the middle of the week. XD

anyone down for humpday drinks ?

by rekboi January 24, 2017

Humpdink

A humpdink is also considered the male genitalia.

Let me see that humpdink big daddie!

by Babylove January 27, 2018

Humperdinkel

A person who is a few screws off and goofy that will poke anything he comes in contact with

Hes a humperdinkel

by Yank86 February 2, 2020

humpday

The day where all virgins wank.

me: I am really excited for humpday.
friend: oh that's the day where all virgins wank

by rmaindef February 12, 2020

Humperactive

When an individual or animal is so sexually active or in 'heat', that they'll "hump" anything.

"Wow, Stacy must be a bit humperactive today. That's the fifth guy she's come on to!"

"Ok, have you considered getting your cat spayed . She's pretty humperactive and won't leave anyone alone at this party!"

"Um, Mike, have you considered getting your dog neutered? I appreciate the visit, but he seems very humperactive and I'm missing my daughters' stuffed animals!"

by ajtemple1 March 6, 2020

Humpdunker

A person who passes on the more difficult and strenuous jobs to someone else..usuall by a colleague.

"Jeff always makes me carry all the heavy furniture on our jobs..He's a right blood humpdunker"

by Daoetse May 21, 2020