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houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.
My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!
by Yikes. April 16, 2017
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Houdinied

To have smoked DMT and not being aware til after you hit it
Dude is he alright?

Yeah he just got houdinied so hes kinda trippin...
by iLLBackPack December 18, 2021
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Reverse Houdini

When you and your meantime manare banging you talk him in to wearing a blind fold and switch to doggy style, that's when your best friend with the same hairstyle slips in. You then wait outside the window for your best friend to remove the blindfold and start waving and yelling reverse Houdini bitch!!!
Me and my BFF pulled a reverse Houdini on her meantime man on a Monday night!
by Dynamic Duet September 22, 2016
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Houdini

When you're doing a girl from behind, you pull out and go balls deep on her ass dry in one pump.
My girl always said no to anal so I pulled a "Houdini".
by Haywood Jablowme January 9, 2017
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Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"
by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023
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Screaming Houdini

A mixture between a Screaming Eagle and a Houdini. Similar to a Screaming Eagle in that when I guy is rooting a girl doggie style and is about to cum he sticks his dick in her ass. When she turns her head to complain he pulls out and cums in her face, this is the Houdini part.
Jane never liked it when I Screaming Eagled her, she especially didn't like it when I Screaming Houdinied her. I told her "whats wrong with a bit of shit and cum in the eye?"
by Richard James Bitch esq. March 29, 2009
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Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.
Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.
by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022
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