houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.

My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!

by Yikes. April 16, 2017

Super Houdini

when you spit on your girls back, trow a blanket, it sticks, she looks at you, then you nut in her face

Jake: i banged my bitch last night
you: What did you do?
Jake: I Super Houdini'd that thot

by anuslokker October 1, 2018

Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.

I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.

by sneakysausage February 6, 2015

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022

Houdini

its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.

Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini

by Justin and Jacob July 21, 2008

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020

Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.

Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.

by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022