A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
by Willard A. Price III June 13, 2008
Get the sewer horsemug. An equestrian female who thoroughly enjoys posting pictures of herself with/on horses all over social media. The phrase is often pronounced and sounds best with a thick Boston accent.
(Two young men from the New York/Boston area)
Jimmy: Hey Tommy, what's wrong with that girl over there?
Tommy: Gee whiz, Jimmy! She's a fackin horse chick!
Jimmy: No wonder my twitta's been jammed with pictures of her with those ugly animals!
Jimmy: Hey Tommy, what's wrong with that girl over there?
Tommy: Gee whiz, Jimmy! She's a fackin horse chick!
Jimmy: No wonder my twitta's been jammed with pictures of her with those ugly animals!
by Magic Mob June 17, 2013
Get the Horse Chickmug. 1) Sexy Horse! You're shirt looks so awesome!
2) Oh! SEXY HORSE!
3) Look at the way shes dancing that Harlem Shake! Sexy Horse!!
2) Oh! SEXY HORSE!
3) Look at the way shes dancing that Harlem Shake! Sexy Horse!!
by brony! April 13, 2013
Get the Sexy Horsemug. by thatgirl1994 February 7, 2018
Get the horse gimpmug. A colloquialism referring to a situation where the given solutions to a problem are roughly equal.
A simpler way of saying "Six of one, half dozen of the other"
A simpler way of saying "Six of one, half dozen of the other"
We could go to the left or the right to get to Yogi Berra's house, but I think it's a horse a piece.
by Lojack July 14, 2007
Get the a horse a piecemug. When one is engaging in doggy style sex and the female looks back, she's giving the horse eye. This is because the man can only see one of her eyes, like a horse looking at its rider.
by The Reverend Floater August 25, 2004
Get the Horse Eyemug. A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.
Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)
by Nick D August 26, 2004
Get the horse pissmug.