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friend horny

When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people
Those people are so friend horny, they are trying to make friends with everyone.
by LongerDong May 1, 2018
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Meme Horny

When you are heavily sleep deprived and extremely horny but can't seem to find any porn and just end up watching youtube videos until end up in a state known as meme horny and wake up in parallel universe known as pornhub
Gay 1: BRO man i woke up so meme horny dude,

Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!
by Archduke of Douchebags February 1, 2019
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National Horny Day 2

The day in which mammals around the globe unveil their horny and tribal like natures. It follows National Horny Day the day after, on April 17th, due to the amazing festivities seen on the 16th.
Yeah dude, National Horny Day was great but if it wasn’t for National Horny Day 2 I would’ve never met my fiancé.
by riggums April 16, 2020
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Pre-horny

the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny
Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.
by BenMaharjan June 4, 2021
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The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP
Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!
by horny potato lover January 12, 2023
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Shut the horny down

It means ... To check your oversexed libido at the door.
Please stop diddling me!!! Shut the horny down !! My friend is in the bed !!
by beer camp Usa April 26, 2017
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best furry porn to watch when horny

I really recommend allfourstosuckurmeat on pornhub for the best experience, they give the best angles especially if you love to look at the man's willy. That's what finishes the job for me anyways. I am a straight English man. Don't tell my wife, Bridget cumssohard about this.
I really love penis!!
I'm trying to find the best furry porn to watch when horny
by William Cumssohard August 8, 2023
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