honks

something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.

Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?

Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.

Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.

by buttfuglybabybitch July 3, 2018

honk on her bobo

Put her in 6th and step on her

full send or no send just honk on her bobo

by hctertslana February 2, 2018

rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside

Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!

by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017

honk

to blow a load over something

dude, he just honked all over her face

by honking johnnie November 13, 2011

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Honk honk cabbage

Racist term for a white or half white itallian.

Hey Joey, you’re a honk honk cabbage!

by Billclinton September 21, 2021

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024