by Andrius lonesome :(((((((( March 13, 2008

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*
by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"
"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek
"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie
"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie
by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021

When you suddenly, without warning or active notice, throw up and scream simultaneously.
Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.
Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.
Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.
Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.
We had just downed a pint of Castillo rum that Dickweed had hidden in the crotch of his Diesel jeans and bonged 12 Busch Lights, when Davis yell honked on the Beirut tournament table.
by JTMcNugent September 16, 2022

one of the best people alive. makes everyone happy by just existing. everyone needs a honk in their life. honks tend to be self-sacrificial and always want the best for their friends. honks tend to be polyamory and the best lovers.
by piperisafag June 5, 2022

That loud, drawn-out or short sound that a person makes when they cannot hear someone. (e.g. "Hah?")
They were honking at each other like traffic because they couldn't hear each other over the noise of the party.
by Loafbud March 17, 2019
