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Holiday Pass

(n.) A pass given a husband, wife, boyfriend, or any significant other when they commit a screw up in a relationship during a holiday that at any other time of the year would be an immediate cause to break up. (Note: It will NEVER apply when the offense occurs on Valentine’s Day or on a birthday or anniversary.) The need for granting a Holiday Pass will typically be associated with some misgiving that occurs by one member in a relationship at a large party or social gathering on or around a holiday that involves large quantities of alcohol, members of the opposite sex in revealing or sexy clothing, traditions such as mistletoe, kissing at midnight on New Year’s Eve, summer boating activities, watching fireworks at night, etc, etc. The need for granting a Holiday Pass will always be associated with an epic story associated with the actual event necessitating it, or the actual granting of the pass, itself.
Haley - OMG!!! Larry got so stinking drunk at the Christmas party and puked all over the shrubbery at my friend’s house! He was such a whiney ass, and a total embarrassment to me. I’m going to dump his ass and never go out with him again.

Kyle - It is okay Haley, this is a very stressful time of the year. He is a nice guy and you should probably give him a Holiday Pass for the Christmas Party vomiting incident!

Haley - You’re so right, Kyle, besides, Larry is really good in bed! In light of that, I’d really hate to dump him just for killing my friend’s shrubbery and making himself look like a lightweight, pussy drinker!
by FailingWhileWinning August 23, 2012
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Post holiday depression

The time between the holidays and your next pay-cheak when you don't have any money
Bob: Hey Joe! Wanna go out for dinner?
Joe: No, I'm still in Post Holiday depression until next week.
by Arrrrrrrrg January 2, 2009
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Holiday Withdrawl

Much like Con Withdrawl. A feeling of emptiness following any major holiday, mainly Halloween, Christmas, and in some cases Birthdays.
It's the second week of November but I'm still going through Holiday Withdrawl from Halloween. I know Xmas is coming up but that'll only end in holiday withdrawl as well.
by GaaraoftheDamned October 31, 2011
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Holiday Inn

Before fucking someone nasty, you take all the sheets off of your bed.
"Your gonna fuck her? You better pull a Holiday Inn."
by K L January 3, 2009
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dell holiday n00b

an inexperienced piece of shit who buys a dell computer during the holiday season
jimmy just became a holiday n00b
by ox July 17, 2002
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Holiday Hair

The same ugly hair style every girl has when returning from a tropical destination.
That chick must have just gotten back from Dominican, she has mad holiday hair.
by KyleC May 22, 2007
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holiday juice

vodka that is drunk by olga and aryssa during the holiday season. caution: you may be urged to think you are harry pothead or a naked pirate
while instructed to do a project, olga and aryssa sit around drinking holiday juice and dance to "explosion" by kalwi and remi
by arolga January 13, 2008
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