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Hockey Mom
An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interpretes as the equivalent of, if not the superior to, a formal education.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
Hockey Mom by jbsilverstein January 15, 2009
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Hockey-Laxer
Usually a male, one who plays both hockey and lacrosse. These athletes are, in 99% of cases, better looking than any other athlete. (e.g. - basketball, baseball, soccer, etc.). Best partiers, known to have livers of steel.
Hockey-Laxer by Anon hockey June 21, 2013
Hockey Cards
Sexually explicit pictures, usually sent by a female. Also another way of saying nudes. Also can be used to when swapping with a friend.
Matti- Yo did the doctor send you hockey cards last night? Cole- Yeah man she sent me nudes last night. Judson- I got her friends, wanna trade cards?
Hockey Cards by dil-licky October 30, 2018
hockey boys
the literal best boys ever. they are so cute and have the best personalities. literally everyone wants to date them.
Claire - hey abby, did you see the cute hockey boys?
Abby - omg yes. they are literally so cute and when i talked to one of them, they were so nice and sweet.
Abby - omg yes. they are literally so cute and when i talked to one of them, they were so nice and sweet.
hockey boys by maddie rae January 11, 2020
Hockey Shower
Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
Hockey Shower by Shock Doctor June 5, 2011
hockey stick dick
Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.
hockey stick dick by P-Mo March 19, 2014