Hitch

Short word for hitchhike, it means to get a free ride by waiting on one side of the road with your thumb up until someone stops.

Laura and I missed the last train, so we had to hitch a ride to come back home

by Eleniuss December 26, 2016

hitchhike in the rain

When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.

My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.

by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017

hitchflick

A Hitchflick is a full length Alfred Hitchcock movie. His close Dudeassociates would call him Hitch.

Dude...just watched this totally cool Hitchflick on late night tv.

by Sally boy September 27, 2017

Hitsches

A group of people who are gay

Columbus Hitsches is gay

by Hitsches Columbus February 11, 2019

hitch

The male version of a bitch who often takes part in drama and normie activity, "hitch, he bitch"

"omg Mike is such a hitch"

by o0fer May 3, 2019

Hitchoistering

Celebrating something the Hitch & Roister way i.e getting a digital invite customized for the event by Hitch & Roister.

My brother is getting married next month. Time for some Hitchoistering!

by Hitch & Roister November 28, 2019

Hitchcock

Literally the grossest man that you could possibly now yet you still like him because he’s hilarious

Hitchcock in Brooklyn 99 is such a Hitchcock

by Naileded Guy April 29, 2020