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Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion
Hillbilly Abortion by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

Hillbilly Hibachi 

The Waffle House. They make the food in front of you just like the Japanese hibachi restaurants.
Hey, lets get some Hillbilly Hibachi. They have good waffles there.

Hillbilly Cunt

A redneck chick who has no sense.
You're nothing but a Hillbilly Cunt!
Hillbilly Cunt by Lulu of Carlton February 8, 2022

hillbilly scumfuck 

Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.
Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!

hillbilly hand wash 

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
hillbilly hand wash by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Hillbilly Pizza 

When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.

"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"

- Some redneck.... probably
I would rather have a Hillbilly Pizza than eat your creampie Charlie.