Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A boy with sexy hair that I wanna wrap round my vagina while yelling PONY TAIL BOY

Vagina hair

by Miss Fathers March 7, 2004

hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019

Hillbilly white snake

A hillbillies penis.

And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"

by Sachmoe1021 August 23, 2021

hillbilly blend

Something prisoners will make to get high

Yo, how much hillbilly blend you got

by minidoone777 May 27, 2018

hillbilly thot

landon is a fucking hillbilly thot

me- landon is a hillbilly thot.

gianelly - and i oop

by Idk111111111111 August 16, 2019

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.

Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!

by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023