Hedegravy

When someone is really stupid.

“You are really hedegravy.”
“I know”

by filthyleaf July 12, 2023

purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by dj-hartford April 29, 2008

Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009

Volcanic header

a large juicy pimple

Wow, that's a dandy volcanic header you got there!

by Seles April 23, 2011

bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013

Bald-headed Granddaddy

It’s something you use to say as a comeback

Bruh shut up that’s why you look like a bald-headed granddaddy

by LilScholar April 11, 2019

Curly Headed Fuck

Mason Townsend

What the hell is this Mason?! You curly headed fuck!

by ToyotaDreamTeam December 20, 2019