help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up

babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick

by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023

help me

do not help them at all costs

not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro

by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023

Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME

Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

HELP, HELP ME!

Whoever is yelling this is completely fine and needs no assistance

Gio: HELP, HELP ME!\
Drew:Nah G you chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 24, 2024

HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance

Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024

help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!

I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!

by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024