haninge

A place near Stockholm, Sweden. Where you can go and destroy a bench.

Old lady: Was it you who destroyed that bench?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Why do old people care so much about what we do?
Guy 3: It's because they have nothing to do.
Guy 1: When i get old im going to become like them to keep the tradition alive.

by someoneyoudontknow April 27, 2005

top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 28, 2011

I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Having A Monday

Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.

Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?

Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude

by crackfuzz January 10, 2012

heating

crying or in general being too emotionally upset over a situation that's not really that serious -- in honor of the miami heat regular season postgame ritual

quit heating; no one needs to go to jail because someone smudged your puma

by gangstafred March 24, 2011

Hartington

A town in God's Country, which is a small, isolated region in Nebraska, known for the beautiful scenery and higher percentange of normal people.

Hartington is a great place to be.

by Billy227 August 17, 2011

Haoting

a word used to describe a fuccboi elite

Wow that guy's such a Haoting

by apocalypseyoumum November 22, 2015