three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.

Her ass is three ax handles wide.

by delmarskid November 17, 2007

[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

Oh shit handles

The handles located above the door on the passenger side. Grabbed when the vehicle is out of control and usually accompanied by an "OH SHIT!"

Billy was high when he was driving, I swear I grabbed the oh shit handles like a hundred times.

My grandma was riding the oh shit handles even though we were only going like 40 mph.

by reckless driver September 6, 2009

Meat hanger

A girl with long skin hanging down from her pussy.

"Man, I had sex with this girl last night and she had disgusting meat hangers."

by FRESHNESSS August 25, 2009

Too many turns of the coat hanger

This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.

She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.

by deeknight August 18, 2009

handle

One's online name. Often, a hacker will use a handle, and will be referred to by this handle by all his associates, to help lessen the chances of his getting caught. Also, often a privacy measure.

My handles are shinji, Cryo-man, and saihenjin. But you can call me bob.

by shinji-kun January 3, 2004

handle barred

When a girl grabs your cock and does nothing but hold on.

Instead of getting ass at the party last night, Robbie got handle barred. What's worse is she fell asleep.

by Kyle God August 13, 2007