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houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.
My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!
by Yikes. April 16, 2017
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Houdini

When you're fucking a chick with the lights on and you turn the light off and you get off and leave and when she turns the lights back on and your friend is fucking her!!
by CraveMeSumDave69 September 17, 2019
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houdini moment

In the world of digitized gaming, sometimes there are moments where things happen and foes mysteriously disappear or appear (not due lagging). These, my friend, are Houdini moments.
A Houdini moment is:
falling through solid services, appearing from nowhere, or disappearing for no reason. Essentially being killed by the guardians--Halo reference.
by Martin Nitram November 29, 2013
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houdini

An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021
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Houdinied

To have smoked DMT and not being aware til after you hit it
Dude is he alright?

Yeah he just got houdinied so hes kinda trippin...
by iLLBackPack December 18, 2021
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Reverse Houdini

When you and your meantime manare banging you talk him in to wearing a blind fold and switch to doggy style, that's when your best friend with the same hairstyle slips in. You then wait outside the window for your best friend to remove the blindfold and start waving and yelling reverse Houdini bitch!!!
Me and my BFF pulled a reverse Houdini on her meantime man on a Monday night!
by Dynamic Duet September 22, 2016
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Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
by sneakysausage February 6, 2015
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