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Hink Honk

A noise made by a frog
by bajke August 4, 2023
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Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
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Honk a donk

To honk your donk
Donk = your penis
Honk = jerk off

A different term for masturbating.
Are you honk a donking? Sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna go honk a donk.
by ghostlypeachess January 15, 2021
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honk honk

When someone constantly honks their car horn.
by DaRealDMIA May 15, 2023
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Chatting Honk

A phrase used when someone is absolutely talking utter rubbish.
“You got absolutely wasted last night
“Nah mate, I only had a few pints, you’re chatting honk”
by fartbumstinkypoo August 9, 2021
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honks

What's the deal with these honks? Don't they know anything?
by Phat Buoy April 19, 2022
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Yell honk

When you suddenly, without warning or active notice, throw up and scream simultaneously.

Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.

Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.
We had just downed a pint of Castillo rum that Dickweed had hidden in the crotch of his Diesel jeans and bonged 12 Busch Lights, when Davis yell honked on the Beirut tournament table.
by JTMcNugent September 16, 2022
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