happenstance

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.

Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."

by Brahmastra October 19, 2009

happy grass

weed...yeah thats really all...just ... weed

man, we smoked a pound of happy grass last night

by satans_whore_666 April 4, 2006

shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003

happy popcorn

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.

Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...

by Confucious Raptor December 21, 2008

Happy

Happy is the word that is used to describe people with great lucky in the world. Happy is the person who is very courteous, lovely and sweet for sharing your ideal and emotion together by expecting a wonderful achievement in others people's life. She gives more life to people who are disappointed with life as long as providing the sight of strength and awareness. They are always cool and very charming. They smile like they own everything. They have a true love but get more hurt when cheated. They always say truth and ready to stand for truth no matter how it takes in their lives.

That girl is very happy since i have seen her.
I need a happy for this house right now.

by Pseudopodia_____ April 7, 2017

happycrank

happycrank is a subhuman who has mental problems with his personality.
Making infinite amount of alt accounts on HLTV he tries to run away of his sad life but everyone knows how it goes.

You saw that retard shitposting on hltv? He must be happycrank.

by Beograd November 22, 2019

happy belated

when its about a week after your birthday and someone barely finds out so they tell you Happy belated.

Brittney: it was courtneys birthday last week !
Kandy: It was?

Brittney: Yeah!
*Courtney walks in*
Kandy: omg! Happy Belated!
Courtney: thanks!

by brittneyandjessica October 10, 2013