A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.
"That is so Guiness."
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"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"
"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"
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Italiano Or Italiana, Basicaly The Best looking that Italian Americans Have to offer. I.E. Fucking Hot Italians, May or may not have an intelectual Base.
But God They Are So Hot!
But God They Are So Hot!
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John: Hey dude, have you seen Randy?
Garrett: No dude, I think he's in the room with that Guinta.
John: Damn I ber he's getting that fiya dome.
Garrett: You're goddamn right you sick son of bitch.
Garrett: No dude, I think he's in the room with that Guinta.
John: Damn I ber he's getting that fiya dome.
Garrett: You're goddamn right you sick son of bitch.
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