guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.

Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!

by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

Guitarchery

The ancient art of guitar-thrusting accuracy.

My school fails to acknowledge guitarchery as a legitimate sport.

by ThomYorke August 18, 2006

guitar.com misc

a place for Canadian school girls

well they're really guys so yeah.......
it's gay

by TJ Poopfecker May 10, 2004

car-guitar

V. Similar to the act of air guitaring, but done while in one's car, usualy while driving and steering with one's knees.

I'm sorry I didn't slow down officer, I was too busy car-guitaring.

by Beecheese September 4, 2008

guitar queero

When you earn 100% on ANY song on expert level in Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band and then post video of the deed on YouTube.

Queero: I passed "One" 100% on Expert. Now I'm uploading it to YouTube.

Normal Guy: You're such a guitar queero.

by A Hen October 6, 2008

GUFA

means smile, in the language created by Victor Yates. (2005)

Victor, seeing your face every day makes me GUFA so much!!!!

by LiveDatTruth July 7, 2012

Guitar Hero

A very fun game that simulates the actions of playing a guitar, meaning that any schmuck can feel like a rock star. However, contrary to popular (idiotic) belief, this does NOT make you able to play real guitar. That takes lots of time and hard work. Those who calim to be guitarists de to their Guitar Hero skills should be snubbed and mad fun of.

Guy #1: "Man, I totally nailed Free Bird on expert. Thanks to Guitar Hero, I'm better than Hendrix!"

Guy #2: "Yeah, and masturbating all the time makes you better than Ron Jeremy. Get real!"

by Random Guitarist August 20, 2007