Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).

Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)

by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010

Professional Women Herder

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.

Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.

by Evilbobman May 25, 2011

'professional dancer'

A stripper who likes to make their occupation sound more genteel.

"What was your previous job?"
"Well I was a 'professional dancer'

by queenjasy_j March 26, 2017

Professional guesser

A person who guesses correctly

Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser

by Lady bug attacker December 4, 2018

Professional

Lesbian

Gabrielle mace is very professional

by Puta madre April 13, 2019

Professional editing gpu

Something 8 year olds joke of because it's too expensive when it's not for games

Me: I'm gonna get a professional editing gpu for my photos:
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*

by trumpation August 26, 2020

rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022