Reverse-Grandma

Phrase

: when during intercourse a female has mounted the male while facing his feet, the penis of the male is pushed into the vagina, passing through a “vaginal fistula” and exiting her anus ejaculating onto his lower midriff

Also known as:

Mudworm Spit, Hook-Her,

// “I’m feeling pretty low. I received a reverse-grandma last night.”



// My girlfriend hates to clean up after I’ve been treated to a reverse-grandma by her NaNa.

// “If you don’t want to get her pregnant and still feel like you came inside her, use the reverse-grandma.”

by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 7, 2021

Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.

did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal

by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009

grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.

This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?

by Hellooooooooooooitsmeeeeeeeee July 30, 2016

grandma kink

a new kink created by the one and only yusra

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra

by Kate6008 April 13, 2022

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.

Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”

by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022