gooch broom

a broom used to clean the gooch under dirty conditions.

tom had a dirty gooch, the gooch broom made it clean agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

gooch sniffer

someone who sniffes the gooch

hey gooch sniffer stop sniffing my gooch!!!!!!!

by andy dicks and underwizzle and nockie boy December 28, 2005

goblin gooch

1. Horribly odorous scrotal/chode area.
2. A person who is retarded.
3. Dumb ass.

I can smell your goblin gooch from across the room.
Johnny is a goblin gooch.

by goochmonkey June 29, 2006

gooch

This body part
Keeps things apart
sep'rating balls
from where shit calls...

When im a bad boy my mama bites my gooch

by Chuck Mangionnni February 4, 2009

gooch noodles

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.

i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night

by leek nivek May 24, 2009

gobshite

Irish slur for a person who loudly extols the virtues of himself and will attempt to co-erce weaker people onto his side by collosaly ridiculing them as a punishment for not doing so.

John, you're a gobshite. All your friends are little shits, and you are so fat and ugly, babies shit themselves when they see you. You will never grow beyond 5'6"

by Gumba Gumba March 7, 2004

gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 14, 2006