Gooch Juice

The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up

Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

Goochfest

A slang term referring to a room/event that is full of gooches.

Gooches, of course, are the patch of skin between a man or a woman's genitalia and their arsehole.

Ian: "This is such a goochfest"
Fresco: "I know, man. These guys suck"

by Stodleh April 14, 2010

goochstrap

Male Underwear. The fabric holding up the gooch.

Pull up your Goochstrap boys and get to business.

by awetexplosion December 6, 2010

glophia

an introverted extrovert who sits behind a phone half her life and writes irrelavent indirects if someone's bothering her bc she's too shy to go up to them in person. she also makes raps & likes unique music so if u have a problem with that, eat a snickers. is very picky of her friends, don't treat her likes she's extra.

"Wow that glophia issa awko taco"

by glophiagliatsos August 26, 2017

nose gooch

the area between the bottom of your nose and your mouth.

dude, i cut my nose gooch shaving this morning.

by wainright February 18, 2008

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011