my goofy ahh uncle

A series of videos where Quandale Dingle talks about his life

it commonly has short clips of memes, referred to as 21st Century Humor.
Quandale Dingle: Hey guys. Quandale Dingle here. When I was 10 years old, my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weeny doodle

Girl: wtf was that??
by Quandale. Dingle. Here. May 07, 2022
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Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"
"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."
by SCF November 06, 2009
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Soft Hoe Ass Goofy

- A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who puts on for other niggas, A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention. A nigga that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones(Balls). Hoe Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They use the act of bragging and or lying in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who usually has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd". A nigga who will never realize that Money can’t UnLame them. They consistently and continuously take Ls and Talk about people in they own circle & camp. These niggas were born with a pussy and will set you up to save themselves, Stay AWAY from these niggas.
:Aye bro, you seen how dog played the niggas that fed him?

: Bro.. everybody den peeped dog & on god, He a lil Soft Hoe Ass Goofy nigga,fr.
by luxelife3.0 November 22, 2020
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Goofy ass nigga

A goofy ass nigga is simply Aiden jodoin
Hey goofy ass nigga : talking to Aiden Jodoin
by 2918 December 16, 2017
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Goofy Ahh Uncle Production

Something that your uncle and his wife "accidentally Produced", which in later years, unavoidably becomes mentally retarded or any other special condition on the Special Needs Spectrum. For example, your youngest cousin is playing football in your backyard and attains a concussion after you Randy Orton his ass. He's now laying in a hospital trying to remember how to eat again and it's all your fault.
little Timmy (age 7) "Hey, look at that perfectly unlicked window over there...can we go li-" You "shut the fuck up you goofy ahh uncle production, nobody fucking likes you"
by B1gD4ddyLXNCHB0X August 16, 2022
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sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.
Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.
by Dramana June 30, 2019
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