An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!
by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020
Get the skeeter goochmug. 1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
by Gangstablu January 5, 2011
Get the Gooch Monkeymug. The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011
Get the smooth goochmug. by Dion,sam,dean May 7, 2003
Get the gooch lickermug. Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
by scodder July 22, 2010
Get the gooch cheesemug. Namely a slang term for sex between two men. The term originates from the effect that occurs amongst the scrotum of the "giver" during homosexual anal intercourse. While the giver goes in and out of the receiver, his scrotal sack will swing back and forth. As he goes in, the scrotum smacks against his partner's gooch. As he pulls back, the sack flings against his own gooch. This pattern repeats as intercourse continues, and the scrotum swings rapidly back and forth between gooches, thus the obvious reference to a game of tennis.
1. I heard {someone's name} is gay. He's playing gooch tennis with {another man's name} every Saturday.
2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.
2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.
by RemisSenis April 24, 2008
Get the Gooch Tennismug. by black man 2012 January 15, 2010
Get the Gooch monstermug.