Goober Grabbers

A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious

These pants are goober grabbers. I only have nut huggers

by Geronimo Bo June 11, 2014

Goober

A small person that is known for crawling around on walls and ceilings.

Jay: WHAT IS JASPER DOING ON THE CEILING??

Luci: Man Jasper, you're such a funny goober!

by TheArcIsBuilt January 6, 2023

Gobstopper

As an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don't give a shit about, you grab their head and slam your cock down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)

Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don't get any credit"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"

by Locky April 30, 2007

goober

a peanut

will, you are such a goober!

by kevely and sam March 8, 2003

gobshite

The name for a resident of London

Fucking cockney gobshite

by Gaz January 12, 2005

Goober

A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic.

This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.

A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"?
B: "Yeah what a goober"

A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"

A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"

by chabibii October 8, 2013

Goober

Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.

"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."

by rainydaynaps September 26, 2012