Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.
by kevinkeogh January 29, 2019
The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.
by jaeroll May 24, 2008
A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious
by Geronimo Bo June 12, 2014
A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."
by jommyDef November 02, 2022
Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
by ispeaktruths213 January 05, 2016
taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.
by van whalen December 17, 2009
AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.
Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
goo
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
by Eris___ February 09, 2023