I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

give you the finger

To show someboy the middle finger.

"I hate you" - "I give you the finger!"

by Alves March 9, 2008

giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject. From Smosh's episode "ATTENTION: FACEBOOK USERS."

-Ian: Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet are somehow are supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness.

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Wow thanks a LOT for that thing that you did. I'm NEVER talking to you again!!!"
-Ian: "Giveafuckness level: 0."

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Brad told me all about that thing you did at summer camp. WOW skank much?"
-Ian: "That's great that whoever you're talking about did something at some place, and that this 'Brad' guy told you about it, but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck!"

by unicornsalad June 6, 2012

Given'er the Brown Noser

When you have your girl on her hands and knees. Then you proceed to eat her pussy from behind. Getting your face and nose deep in her ass.

I woke up this morning with ass juice on my nose. That's the last time I will be given'er the Brown Noser.

by Gooey Lewy May 3, 2019

give it a lash

to give something a go; to try it

I can't get the top off this jar. Will you give it a lash with those strong hands of yours?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

None Given

When one gives zero(zilch) fucks. The art to give zero fucks. Gangs have been created due to the amount of fucks they gave. To have a completely empty bag of fucks.

" Wow he real said None Given when he punched Billy in the face."

"Did you see Bob move out at the age of 14. He must have said None Given."

by TheyCallMeNonegiven December 16, 2012

i give a fuck

no i dont

i give a fuck o wait i dont

by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020