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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.
Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫
by Cape Horn November 9, 2018
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fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon
"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".
by Subaluwa October 22, 2025
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glock nine

A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.

Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.

When drunk, no not approach
sheesh, glock nine... well...

glock is a fuckint bad cunt

or
glock is a fucking good cunt
by not glock November 22, 2021
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Glock

Gun, Glock
I will kill you with my Glock.
by Chickenbutt22344 January 29, 2020
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Glock pistol

Child soldiers killer more prolific and dangerous than a AK 47
I don't want another Glock pistol pointed at my head.
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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Glock lover

They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market
That fags a glock lover.
by Bashin May 21, 2019
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