Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Glazed Brownie

The act of pulling out during intercourse, shitting on your partners chest and proceeding to cum on top. This gives the "brownie" the glazed topping.

Pro tip: make sure to jack off while you shit on their chest or they might have time to wipe the shit off.

Fred: how was the date night with Annie last weekend?

Me: oh she broke up with me. I kind of expected it though cuz I have her a glazed brownie.

Fred: ugh gnarly man.

by TypicalAmerican December 14, 2013

Glazzed Donut

A glazzed donut is a sexual act where a man or woman's bald head is ejaculated upon. Furthermore the glaze is spread acrossed the surface of the bald head creating a glazed effect.

Damn look at that fine bald bitch! Im gonna give her a glazzed donut tonight!

by The Glazzed Destroyer June 5, 2017

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

Glazed Doughnut

when you are having anal sex, and you pull out and jizz all over her asshole, wait for it to get all crusty, then eat all of your jizz out of her asshole.

o wow, i cant believe i just did that. that glazed doughnut was disgusting

by sexysanta69 May 26, 2010

glazed doughnut mustache

it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.

Guy: Did you like it? Girl: Yes! glazed doughnut mustaches are my favorite!

by Gangstuh Nyki April 25, 2006

glazen

Act of spraying man goo over multiple ladies and making the ladies lick it off each other after all have been man pasted and it somewhat dries resembling the glaze of a donut

After a hot night at the clubs me and the ladies went back to the pad and they commented they loved donuts so I introduced them to glazen.

by Napol July 20, 2008