gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

Gettin’ Jiggy With It

When one forces themselves onto the verge of asphyxiation in pursuit of self-pleasure by way of ejaculation. Predominantly performed as a solo act with a belt.

Brad was found Gettin’ Jiggy With It in the closet at work.

by Gettin’Jiggy404 May 12, 2025

Gettin' Dunked

A euphemism for someone's progression toward drunkenness, much like getting "wasted," "hammered," "plastered," or "sloshed."

Especially appropriate for ballers, or in sports bar scenarios.

"Dude, I'm gonna take some shots. GETTIN' DUNKED!"
"Get dunked, bro!"

by Fistpump Snowbear September 20, 2012

gettin' stealthay

To have a secret sexual relation with someone. To get butt while keeping it on the DL.

Guy1 : Hey man, you get any butt recently?

Guy2 : Yah dude, how about you?

Guy1 : Yah but tell me who???

Guy2 : I can't man, I'm gettin' stealthay

by King Of Butt October 15, 2011

gettin smarter

It's getting brain from a chick, or getting your dick sucked.

Girl, I'm just like gettin smarter... Give me some brain. ;)0

by philgood72 May 24, 2017

kept gettin' up

leaving or running away

I saw him hit my car but he didn't stop. He jus' kept gettin' up.

by jodphoto February 23, 2022

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025