George W. Bush 

A blowjob device for Dick"Head"Cheney. A
fucking pimple on the ass of America. This
simpleton has made us the laughingstock of
half the world, and the object of hatred in the other half.They took a hemmhorroid
from the asshole of Karl Rove and cloned our esteemed scumbag.The fool who "Bushwhacked"the voters of the USA.

Not even Preparation H can relieve America
of George W. Bush

George W. Bush by Ira Newman November 25, 2006

George W. Bush 

1. A redneck
2. Adolf Hitler's partner in crime (HITLER KILLED JEWS, BUSH IS KILLING MUSLIMS!!!and guess what...none of it happenes overnight, it takes time, he is gona start a FUCKING world war)
3. One who can NOT eat a pretzel and chooks and faints on it
4. A racist and unwanted, retarted, homocidal murderer
5. One who can not read
6. A digrace to all americans and whites/rednecks/crackers
7. One who blames everyone in the world (particularly the Middle-East area) except himself
8. One who calls whoever that is not white or jewish a terrorist
9. Someone who touches and sometimes rapes young children under the age of 10
10. You can go on and on...

Bush: HEY YOU FUCKING BROWN SANDNIGGER TERRORIST! STOP BLOWING UP MY BUILDING! (which I ordered to)
Middle-East person: You are SO MEAN you fucking cracker!
Bush: YOU CALLING ME A CRACKER? WHERE IS MY WHIP, BUTLER!!
Bush runs after the poor brown guy with his whip crackin' in the air
Middle-East person: YOU COME A METER CLOSER AND I'LL BLOW YOU UP TOO!
Bush slowly backs up (cuz he is nothing but a racist pussy)
Middle-East person: YA I THOUGHT SO, go chew on another pretzel you Hitler wana be motherf**king REDNECK!
To be a George W. Bush is to be a complete psychopath and/or serial killer.

George W. Bush by Alibaba Hasad Rahim July 29, 2008

George W. Bush 

dumbass or
goddam retarded fool who ruins elections

Oh my god, why did you eat my cheeseburger, you goddam George W. Bush

George W. Bush by Christian Vetter April 8, 2005

george w. bush 

the only reason gas prices are so high...

Damn dude, gas is like $2.05

george w. bush by Katelin June 16, 2004

George W. Bush 

Proof that the majority of Americans don't give a shit anymore. . .a redneck, texan, cowboy, greedy, anti-christ figure voted into the White House. . . .

Red States = Rednecks = DEAD

Fuck President George W Bush and all his followers!

Draft All Republicans You Sick Fucks!

George W. Bush by JOE BOB CLETUS SHEEPFUCKER May 15, 2005

George W. Bush 

We should have let Al Gore win, ya know?

Ya know?

George W. Bush by Yaanu February 20, 2004

George W. Bush 

Worst president the United States has ever had?
His own papa or Reagan pull in for a close second.

Started the war in Iraq by basically milking the life out of the 9/11 attacks in NYC.
The war today seems to rival Vietnam, if not surpass it, in atrocity, as far as American history is concerned.

His idiotic behavior and decisions have not only plunged the U.S. into the biggest deficit it's ever seen, but also brought practically the entire world to come to hate the United States and Americans in general.

Why exactly did the majority of Americans vote for George W. Bush for a SECOND term?
Does it only prove that the major of the country is stupid?

George W. Bush by Lame Liberal October 23, 2005