Goph

• Goth but not quite Goth

* Someone who Acts Goth when they want to but have a 50/50 chance of being the complete opposite

* Goth without the physical characteristics

* In tune with thyself in many levels

* Someone who is legit about everything

1) Hey my dude I’m looking for a goth girl that isn’t quite Goth...
...Like a girl that acts goth but doesn’t dress like

one ...
..Like if part of her soul was goth
2) Dude she’s so Goph! You can tell by the way she carries herself.

by DopamineDanny777 July 5, 2018

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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns

Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

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Gopherring

When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.

I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.

by Gingerspritz August 1, 2018

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Gopher

-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.

-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.

1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.

2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!

by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018

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