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Home Gnome

Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.
Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
by dumbwizard January 21, 2011
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10th level gnome

A term to describe one who plays video games and role playing games so much, that they have lost all touch with reallity. They think that they are really the characters that are on the games, I.E, military game players actually think they are warriors, role playing game players think they are gnomes.

A term to use at a bar to repel women who are giving you unwanted attention.
Sweet Baby Jesus! He has a L.O.R tattoo! He must be a 10th level Gnome.

Fugly Girl: You are so hot, I want to go home with you.

Annoyed Guy: I am a 10th Level Gnome.

Fugly Girl: You should shoot yourself.
by leadthrower August 29, 2006
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Geometry

A legitimate reason to blow your brains out Kurt Cobain style.

You usually will get this idea as you sit blankly doing homework realizing you have no future, because Geometry is mandatory for a fucking diploma.
In 1994

"Hey Larry did you see what happened to Cobain?"

" Yeah I hear Courtney Love was making him do Geometry, but that sneaky bitch won't get any blame for it."
"Damn Brad, that's some real conspiracy shit, but math will do that shit to you."
by Bfry98 October 20, 2014
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Gnome

by T. Faller September 16, 2016
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GnomeToys

A small company which has recently risen to be one of the world's top manufacturers of Heavy Industrial Lubricants and refurbished condoms.
Man: "Honey, we're out of Anal-eze again!"
Man2: "Just call GnomeToys, their prices are great and their delivery is super quick!"
by GnomeToys April 9, 2003
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Geometricism

An art and painting technique, mainly used and developed by Andruchak, provides a specific image by using geometric lines. A branch of art that uses mathematics that deals with the measurement, properties, and relationships of points, lines, angles, surfaces, and solids.
Construction of the drawing with the geometrization of lines, straight or curves, simulating paths mathematically calculated for the construction of objects, whether figurative or abstract. Possible use of "chaos", however maintaining the balance graph of the painting.

Emotional colors can be part of geometricism - emotive use of color (hue, tone and intensity) trying to create vibrations of excitement and energy on the receiver.

Use the balance of forms - organized inter-relationship between elements of the scene to establish a mutually harmonious communication. In other words, is the arrangement of elements ensuring that the sum visual (color, size, size) of space objects maintain the adequacy of the scene.
The painting of Andruchak shows geometricism in every element of his art.
by Jakeline December 20, 2008
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gnomenomicon

the ancient book of the dead... for gnomes!
Eddie: To bring back the gnomes from the land of the dead we must consult the gnomenomicon!

Billy: Dude!
by AlphaOneTwo March 15, 2009
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