gage

a simp

gage you are a simp

by ogga boga September 29, 2021

Gage

Someone who loves getting after it, loves to sleep a lot more than others. Some would say him and britzy love chasing it

Gage lovesssss it doesn’t he?

by trampbar123 November 23, 2021

Gage

To have a inverted penis

Wow, it’s really cold. I have a gage rn

by Big dong 6996 November 18, 2022

Gage

Gigantic horse bbc he will destroy your back

Oh hi gage

Pound pound pound

It’s so big

by He is the best person June 19, 2021

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

anus gage

Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying

Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!

by NaughtyNature March 6, 2016

rain gage

When 69'ing a girl, you ejaculate a large amount of seamen into the air. With the seamen still in the air, you gently pull open the girl's vagina and let the "rain" fall into her.

I gave my girlfriend a rain gage for her birthday and now she keeps trying to predict the forecast of when I'm gonna make it "rain" on her again.

by Peter Fitzenteit November 28, 2011