schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019

Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.

" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"

by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020

Ass gobble

When you’re eating ass but you accidentally bite this is called ass gobble

Jenny, my boyfriend can be such an ass gobble sometimes.

by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020

glizzy gambler

A person who gambles glizzys

"He is a glizzy gambler!"

by Jaxowimi November 5, 2020

Dirty Gable

Someone who likes to swap nudes and show what he or she has going for them

He is suck a dirty gable all he want to do is swap nudes

by Ryukvenom December 6, 2021

jarble Garble

When you talk shit out of your ass that nothing makes sense

I was talking to old mate but couldn't understand a thing, he was talking jarble garble

by GoodarNandos June 16, 2023

Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008