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gerald gatson

a cool guy who is a pimp and gets all the ladies like me his mentor
by royceberg2 October 3, 2003
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Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
by fevergoat January 5, 2011
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Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021
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silk gnats

basically female Asian whores or prostitutes on facebook
I think someone needs to spray for silk gnats I'm getting sick of politely batting them away
by Tres LeParc June 30, 2023
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Carlos Gyat

When you see Carlos in the hall or at a place all you want to say is Gyat.
"GYAT I WANT HIS GYAT I WANT CARLOS GYAT"
by Drippy cock September 5, 2023
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Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.
Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.
by Toeatcake May 21, 2019
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Pulling a Gatsby

1: The act of throwing a party or other elaborate social event with the distinct intention to attract a specific individual, usually a current or past romantic interest

2: Making a public social media post (Instagram, Snapchat story, Facebook, etc.) that is intended to be seen or grab the attention of one particular person, typically a current or past romantic interest. This is done usually in a vague manner as not to come off as overtly obvious, to maintain plausible deniability of the intention of the post especially with the non-intended audience. This is furthered when the original poster removes the post shortly after it was viewed by the intended recipient.
John was really pulling a Gatsby last week when he threw that party, he told me he only did it to try to get his ex to pull up so he could talk to her.
by Grizzly22 November 8, 2020
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