Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.

Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!

by kevinkeogh January 29, 2019

goober doobers

The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.

jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!

by jaeroll May 24, 2008

Goober Grabbers

A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious

These pants are goober grabbers. I only have nut huggers

by Geronimo Bo June 12, 2014

Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.

"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."

by jommyDef November 02, 2022

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel

goo
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.

by Eris___ February 09, 2023