Couple Goals

Merrick and Lauren, they will get married and they are the best couple to ever exist

Wow couple goals

by mr20% November 20, 2021

My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.

Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

Couple Goals

Alyanna and Damian

Alyanna and Damian are such couple goals

by i_got_a_future_milf September 15, 2021

Goal yehiawy

To score a sweaty goal in a console soccer game as a result of an inability to score properly.

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by thechinshunguy January 23, 2021

couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness.

Wow, Look at Sophia and Brian! They're couple goals!

by anonymous2618 March 14, 2022

Best friend goals

Mya and jorja

Mya and jorja are best friend goals

by Menamouska November 20, 2018

goal posts

n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.

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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.

Time to move the goal posts? Again?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025