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global seminar

Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.
Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."
by sonastysorude April 21, 2015
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.
“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.
by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018
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Global Diversity

Global diversity is the uniqueness and differences of cultures & ethnicities around the world.

In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.

Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
"In recent times, global diversity has faced a grave threat; mass replacement migration.
by Jukelbo489 March 7, 2025
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Globaled

When you get killed by another player in the space of a single global cooldown in WoW
Yo that dude just globaled me, he must have some sick gear!
by Skeej November 22, 2017
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Globalize China

Hey girl, let’s go Globalize China back at my place
by thebankofjesuschrist November 5, 2017
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Global

To be known widely across a certain area; someone who is known by a lot of people
That's Amanda, she's global
by lauratheexplora February 11, 2019
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