Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk

I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.

by SJS. February 28, 2011

dass funk

the funk from a males dick and ass area when he has not taken a shower for a few days.

After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.

by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009

Penetration funk

Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.

She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.

by Piss pot McDougal December 26, 2015

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

objection funk

A cool ace attorney remix with a funky beat

Objection funk is best funk

by raybeez May 20, 2022