fucksticks

commonly used by kunt and the gang fuckstick is used when something minor goes wrong so instead or saying shit or twat you can say fucksticks.

fucksticks I shit myself

by properbritishcunt November 17, 2018

Fuckstickery

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.

The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.

by Molman14 September 26, 2025

Count Fuckstickula

The biggest baddest douche bag on the planet

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.

by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011

Fockstick

A level above a 'fuckstick'. A fockstick is an uber fuckstick, and a giant fucking idiot, tool, moron etc.

Look at that guy, what a fockstick!

by NPing April 11, 2011

Fuck Stick

Rude way of calling a person a dick

Learn how to drive fuck stick!!!

by Empress Penguin April 30, 2015

fucksick

When you want to fuck someone a couple of times then move on cause you have nothing in common.

Dude, I'm fucksick for this girl.

by Fullofcheese February 8, 2017

Fuck Stick

When you want to call someone a dildo and the word dildo isn't a strong enough word

You're a fuck stick Carl

by FRITHY September 3, 2017