all fucked up (awl fuk tup) adj.
1. the condition or state of being of an object, place or person
2. (slang) under the influence of drugs or liquor
1. the condition or state of being of an object, place or person
2. (slang) under the influence of drugs or liquor
1. Condie Rice (to herself) "I'll be a son of a bitch! I wanted to continue my shopping spree in NYC but now the Gulf Coast is all fucked up. Guess I'll have to go see it."
2. Maryanne: "For fucksake Sue! Did you get high again?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryanne."
Maryanne: "Honey, you really do look all fucked up."
Sue: "Jesus Christ Maryanne, Just put some clean piss in this Elmer's Glue bottle in case I'm tested at the clinic."
2. Maryanne: "For fucksake Sue! Did you get high again?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryanne."
Maryanne: "Honey, you really do look all fucked up."
Sue: "Jesus Christ Maryanne, Just put some clean piss in this Elmer's Glue bottle in case I'm tested at the clinic."
by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006
Get the all fucked up mug.1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
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When one starts a dating or having casual sex with one guy within a tight group of guy friends (e.g, a band, a hockey team, co-workers, rich twins and their dependent BFF). Upon discovering that the initial relationship is dwindling, availability and opportunity, catalyzed by excessive alcohol or drug use, ensues in the initial girl hooking up with one or several members of the group of guys. After depleting all resources within the group, she soon discovers that they all hate her as she has pitted them against each other and compromised their bromance. At this point, it is safe to say, that one has fucked one's-self into a corner.
Example 1:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"
Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"
Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"
Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"
Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
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