Colts Freak

Very Cool person, but you don't need to tell him, he already knows.

Guy Number 1: "That guy is playing Runescape."

Guy Number 2: "That guy must be a Colts Freak."

Guy Number 1" "Not so loud! He already knows that!"

Colts Freak: Kobe.

by 4youcolts March 5, 2011

Freak Patrol

Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.

During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.

by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009

Monster Freak

Someone who constantly drinks Monster energy drinks.

Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.

by DJ teh Beast December 29, 2009

cum freak

1.A woman or man that enjoys the art of Cumming.
2.A person that will do anything to CUM.
3.A person that enjoys the art of making others CUM.

She would do any thing that I said if I let her CUM!

I am a CUM freak.

by Dreamaster50 May 18, 2006

cs freak

One who plays CS instead of sleeping

Robert is a CS freak

by el ganso May 4, 2005

Jesus freak

Someone who:
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.

Is a born again Christian.

Goes to church.

Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.

Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.

That person is such a Jesus Freak!

by Jesus Freak July 5, 2003

freak bitch

A wealthy older woman who drinks heavily while on several medications advising against the consumption of alcohol...and who is an old horny slut. She is often withholding and shoots down everything you say so that she feels good about herself.

"I dont want no part of your tight ass country club, ya freak bitch!"
"Lucille is a real freak bitch when you get to know her."
"Hey check that old broad out, what a freak bitch."

by Devypoo January 18, 2007