deselect myself

verb: to quit a job
A term used in retail where teammates, associates, or employees are often selected to do extra jobs by their bosses. Here the employee refuses to said new job and walks out.

Mary was selected to be a cashier today. Mary said, " I rather deselect myself." And she walked out the store.

by Julian Day April 16, 2006

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN

I had sex with myself

by Matteo Suck me balls May 15, 2023

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 05, 2024

Ledger myself

Meaning to accidentally or purposefully ending your life using a combination of drugs.

I had such a bad day, I might want to Ledger myself.

by Lala8762 November 09, 2023

Occupying myself

Pleasing oneself sexually

Occupying myself means to sexually satisfy one self, without a partner.

by Djdjdjdjdjdndndj November 20, 2016

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 06, 2024