Floor Taki

The act of shitting on a floor, covering it in hot sauce and chili powder, and eating it.

Yo, David just did a full on Floor Taki. Props to him

by bitchinlikea2 February 14, 2019

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017

floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.

I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.

by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining May 31, 2018

floor fucker

an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground

Did you see Emma cheering today? She was a total floor fucker during her dance

by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015

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by MrQwerty December 14, 2003

toothpicks on the floor

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

by cubanluis March 18, 2008

the door in the floor

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.

Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!

by Kat November 20, 2004