flabberhouse

When a house is flabbergasted

My house was so flabberhoused when I burned it down

by Leiru January 10, 2024

Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

flabbergastium

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and horseraddish.

I fed the flabbergastium to my cat

by flabbergasted person January 24, 2024

flabbergastium

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024

Flabbergasted

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

FLABBED

Flabbed is a very very very cool and sophisticated way of saying flabbergasted, which is often used to describe a event that left you speechless and in awe.

I was so flabbed when I saw that shawty eating out of a garbage bin

by spidermakesbeats February 9, 2024