flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 02, 2010

Butter Flaps

Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.

I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.

All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode May 27, 2018

Beets on flap

When you got something hanging down below that ain’t doin nothing and you decide to add a little something to it.

Yo, I’m gonna do a beets on flap on you ass, shit.

by Obitch November 11, 2018

Blister Flap

The flap of blister skin clipped off after being acquired.

Dude I got a narly blister today. If you eat this "blister flap" that I just clipped off my foot I'll give you twenty bucks."

by tab10us June 25, 2010

nanny flaps

THE SAGGY FLAPS HANGING FROM YOUR NANS VAGINA, SOMETIMES WET AND VERY DELICIOUS

Oh wow , look at her nanny flaps

by Names.definition.word.phrase June 19, 2017

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 10, 2011

to flap off

1. Female term for masturbation.

2. Equivalent to the male term "jerking off"
3. Pleasuring a woman with your fingers.

1. "My mom walked in on me flapping off."
2. "We didn't have sex, but he flapped me off."
3. "I love to flap off under the shower."

by Dukeofhazzard July 01, 2016