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Carrie Fishered

When you have the sole intention to give yourself a cocaine induced heart attack .
Watch out tonight lads, I'm getting Carrie Fishered
by CarrieFishered December 25, 2016
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Exaggerating Fisher

The Exaggerating Fisher is usually one who spends an unnecessary amount of time explaining details that are irrelevant. When this happens, usually the universe starts to collapse as society breaks down trying to get away from the horrible exaggeration.

Usually this term is coined by people who are disinterested in this person's conversation.
"Sometimes when I play my Nintendo and I am playing online, it usually results in a match where I am against like 15 guys. Obviously I proceed to kick the crap out of everyone! Like this one time, I took out like 30 guys in Super Smash Brothers ; but you see, this ends up being mundane because.."

This Exaggerating Fisher example is too long to continue and this is where you should walk away silently; enough to not anger the beast explaining the useless story.
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Fisherman Text

When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.
Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday

I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".
by Jay S from san diego March 16, 2010
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pulled her on like a fishermans sock

This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock
by DJTL January 10, 2007
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Fisher

A yeah FISHER is someone who plays on xbox (yeah cod) or (yeah i hate cod now its FIFA) all day. They are also known to think they are mesomorphs (muscly) and have even been seen eating fry ups in unhumanly short times!!! Also tends to sway and eat cathedral city cheese in 1 bite (used to be 2) but farrow doesnt like cheese.

If you see a yeah FISHER be sure to catch a photo, they are WANTED for bad things such as breaking paddling pools and sitting on you.
yeah fisher carol cod fifa fry up
by secretburger November 30, 2011
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Aubry Fisher

Brainless bimbo employed by LA Ink.

Non skillful waste of human flesh.

Second in rank of the dumbest of blonds handbook.
Your such an Aubry Fisher at times.
by MrFlannery July 24, 2009
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Fishered

Bullshit. when someone exclaims that what has just happened was bullshit.
i.e that goal you just scored on the computer was Fishered!
by darren_holtom August 13, 2006
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