to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.
by Corvis. April 15, 2008
Get the faux punchmug. Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.
That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023
Get the Faux Suremug. an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.
"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."
"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."
"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."
by Bouzsi December 15, 2018
Get the faux poshmug. Imitation crab meat sold mostly at chinese buffets and supermarkets in the seafood section. Faux crab resembles real crab meat, but is artificial and cheaper than real crab.
by Natwdawg March 12, 2011
Get the Faux crabmug. When someone pretends to be high, when really they aren't. The truth is, they're too afraid to actually do drugs, so they trick others into thinking that they're high. To do that, they act very high, such as air-heady.
by SmilesAreLove July 14, 2010
Get the Faux-Highmug. The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).
by Noriko Firefly April 26, 2009
Get the faux napmug. by baconhaver November 21, 2018
Get the Faux Peemug.